Health & Fitness
Olymping Right Along
If you dream of lopsided victories, showboating, pros distracting attention from worthy amateurs, then I got your Dream Team right here.
Got Olympics? We do in our house, tuning in to glimpse under-the-radar sports and non-pro athletes whose time on the world stage is ever so brief yet can fuel a lifetime of memories for participants and spectators both.
Take Bruce Jenner Creepy Kardashian, or whatever his current multiple personalities are named.
Thanks to his record-making 1976 performance at the Montreal Games as Decathlon Gold Medalist, the Bruce who does not fill arenas with euphoric fans anymore but does fill his face with Botox now has yet another career that keeps him squarely in the public eye: he’s the world’s most famous Madame Tussaud wax figure impersonator, even if the originals in her museum are a little more lifelike.